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Machine Party Achievements: All 15 Conditions
CONFIRMED
DIRECT ANSWER
Steam's public achievement page currently shows 15 Machine Party achievements and a visible condition for every one. The list below paraphrases all 15 conditions; it does not claim a solo route, turn achievement thresholds into full minigame rules, or assume cumulative counts must happen in one round.
EDITORIAL COUNT MODULE / NOT GAMEPLAY
15 / 15 VISIBLE CONDITIONS
Steam lists 15 achievements.
Steam currently exposes a condition for every entry; the guide paraphrases them without adding a strategy route.
- OFFICIAL COUNT
- 15
- PUBLIC CONDITIONS
- 15 visible
- HIDDEN ON PAGE
- 0
Source: Steam public achievement list
- Steam achievement count
- 15
- Visible public conditions
- 15 of 15
- Hidden conditions
- 0 on the page checked
PANEL COORDINATES / SOURCE DATES IN LEDGER / NO PERSONAL PLAYTEST CLAIM
Why this page exists: Cluster-supported completion intent: a player wants the current public conditions without an invented completion route.
All 15 current public conditions
These are concise paraphrases of Steam's public conditions checked on August 9, 2026. Minigame names and thresholds are preserved; wording is not copied as a walkthrough.
- Quick draw! — in Firearm Factory, eliminate a player who assembled a gun before you did.
- BOOM HEADSHOT! — land a headshot in Duck Hunt.
- This is my hole. — win Tunnel Hazard by taking the final nook.
- Dodge this! — throw the timed device in Spinebreaker with under one second remaining.
- Catch this! — knock a player off Debris Platforms by throwing a crate at them.
- Just another day at the job. — win a Filter round with 100% accuracy.
- Mind the gap. — survive Stable Footing until only 10 tiles remain.
- Stairmaster — take 50 correct steps consecutively in Wrong Way.
- About those TPS reports. — infect a player within three seconds of receiving the syringe in Inside Job.
- Flourished Memories — survive Chisel Gauntlet until the maximum number of cube sections have been removed.
- Gluttony — finish the Table Manners meal in under 20 seconds.
- Leg it! — reach the end of the minefield without using sonar.
- Mine. All mine! — have four crates in your Forklift Certified deposit area.
- Will it blend? — push 15 players into hacksaws in Lethal Rebound.
- Full Pack — smoke 20 cigarettes in total.
Condition list, not a strategy guide
The page does not say which achievements require a full group, whether progress persists across every mode, or the fastest way to unlock them. Cumulative wording such as 15 pushes or 20 cigarettes is kept cumulative instead of being recast as a one-round target.
Open the live Steam list if a future patch changes a title, threshold, or visibility state. The adjacent minigames guide explains the verified mechanic boundary for each activity.